As some of you may know already, I am a real cream fiend. It is one of my precious few favourite food I am still allowed to have, so when I do get the occasion, I seize it will all my zeal. Here you can witness my extreme vigour. Enjoy with me :-)
Oliver's Diary: From Rome with Love
Ciao my fans from around the world!!! It's me.. Oliver, your favourite chunk of hunk from the Eternal City... here I will keep you updated with my latest piccies, videos and my ponderings... hope you will enjoy! Yours truly, Oliver :-)
Sunday, 6 May 2012
Screaming for Whipped Cream
As some of you may know already, I am a real cream fiend. It is one of my precious few favourite food I am still allowed to have, so when I do get the occasion, I seize it will all my zeal. Here you can witness my extreme vigour. Enjoy with me :-)
Wednesday, 2 May 2012
FIVE for Oliver
Cards and virtual gifts for me from around the world :-) |
Mamma used to make me a real cake, but since it had been forbidden to me by the mean veterinarian my mamma seems to have a blind trust in, she invented a very special cake-pudding which is good for me but still tasty. She has a great enthusiasm in everything she does in the kitchen, and it shows in this cake too, not bad at all for a "good for you healthy" stuff!
my special B-day treat made of ricotta, cream and eggs |
It was a lovely day, especially thanks to all the love and greetings all you friends have sent to me from around the world!!! My heartfelt thank-mew to each one of you, you were all with us in our hearts as we celebrated!!
Sunday, 22 April 2012
Cat in a Box
Oh yes... I may be classified as no ordinary cat. (or weirdo as my dad sometimes calls me...) I prefer bread and sweets to steak, I make a noise like a bowling ball dropping when I jump off from a table or a chair, I snore while I sleep, and it took me a long time to come to appreciate some catnip.... buy oh, I do a lot of typical cat thangs at the same time too... like loving cardboard boxes :-D
I like it big...
I like it tight...
Even if it's TOO tight....
Or even totally flattened...
Now and then I encounter a box which I get particularly attached to. Then I shower my love with a special treatment.
Love can be destructive... but I have no regrets!!! There will always be a new box to be loved!!!
Monday, 16 April 2012
Cat with Many Faces
Let's have a little fun this time... I tried a few impersonations. What do you think of my new talent?
Marilyn Monroe
Gene Kelly
Hulk
Munch
Yoda
Johnny Weir
Teletubbies
Maru
Thursday, 12 April 2012
Bend It Like Oliver
So take a good look at my cool tail, perhaps it will bring YOU a good luck, too!!! :-D
Monday, 9 April 2012
My (belated) Easter Greeting!
It's that time of the year again, colourful eggs, all sorts of special sweets that cruelly tempt me, flowers, and... bunnies. As if the santa hat for Christmas was not bad enough, mamma dared to try to make funny bunny ears with my own fine feline ears. Ok, enough is enough, even a supermodel has to draw a line at certain point, so I hid under the bed and sulked, so she had to make do with the above picture... heheh, Oliver 1, mamma 0!!
They brought in this big shiny object, I liked the noise the wrapper made and the ribbon, but the Humpty Dumpty thing was HUGE and rather scary looking, I decided to stay away.
Saturday, 7 April 2012
Hungry Boy
Being a growing boy, I am always hungry. In reality, I am almost 5 and am told I should be a fully grown adult by now, but hey, I am an always young at heart type of guy, okay?
When she takes a lot of time preparing my food, I stay behind her and use a particular body signal to communicate my desperation. I get on my hind legs and rub against the corner of the kitchen wall by the stove, where she is standing cooking my food. She instead laughs every time. What's so funny about that, doesn't this raise an alarm code red that someone is dying of starvation???
However, when she cooks the food for me, instead of opening a tin which is quicker for sure, it is usually extra good and bigger portion, so I may say that it is worth the wait! ;-)
Tuesday, 3 April 2012
My joyous visit with the Vet. (Not)
I had the pleasure of another trip to our lovely vet Saturday, even if there was nothing wrong with me. Obviously we are going for a holiday again in a few months, this time a little further away to the next country, I think mamma said Austria. So I need to get yet another shot, rabies, and a microchip. Yikes, two jabs!! Worse yet, I had to be kept waiting for 20 minutes because there was a dog in front of us already visiting with the doc. Just see how tormented I was while mamma made merry filming poor, trembling moi.
In any case, I am officially a CyberCat. Kinda cool, me thinks.... :-D
Sunday, 1 April 2012
My very special greeting...
Wednesday, 28 March 2012
Bathroom Horror
No friends, I did not star in the classic film Psycho. Or never had such a god-forsaken accident like the one Ben Stiller had at the beginning of "There's Something About Mary". It was not THAT serious, really... I know some of my fur-friends and cousins go through this fairly regularly, but I had just one semi-bath in my whole life, and I swear that was more than enough for the rest of my life.
One steamy summer day, I was just minding my own business in our bathroom, doing just the typical cat thang. You know... checking out the bidet, chilling in the cool sink... Suddenly enters daddy, he declared "Oh, it's so hot looks like someone wants a cool bath!!!" Before I could react, he grabbed me and turned on the faucet. First I really didn't understand what was going on, then the water started seeping through my fur and I realized I was getting wet, I quickly decided I was NOT going to press the "like" button.
Well, the drama didn't last as long as it seemed to me at that moment, my pitiful wailing and desperate flying claws were enough to make daddy decide "ok, I guess you had enough" fairly quickly. But all the same, I was by that time a whole lot wetter than I would have ever cared.
Thankfully, it was my only experience that came close to "a full bath". I am fully capable of keeping myself fluffy, shiny, silky, maintaining the white part perfectly white, and smelling wonderful. I know mamma knows that very well so I trust her, and I follow her into the bathroom all the time, but NEVER when daddy is in there, there is no sense taking any risks, right?
I'm too Sexy for a Bath. |
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